"Responsible people do not go around getting their nipples twisted, dumbass. "
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What Men Think About
- My Sister: I just can't bring myself to get naked for him on Skype, I feel weird because of my body.
- Me: He doesn't care. Boys can only think about one thing at a time and it's always the same one thing when they're with a naked girl.
- My Sister: What?
- Me: Boobs.
- Me: When he's with you and you're naked, he's not critiquing your stomach or your stretch marks or your butt. He's only thinking about your boobs.
- My Sister: *laughter* I guess you're right.
May 11. 3 Notes.
I’m making grilled cheese sammiches and tomato soup. Be jealous. ;D
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